When I was in Haiti, I often said that the stress of it all
would end up making everyone a smoker, alcoholic, adulterer or anorexic. Or all
4.
One NEEDED the vices in order to just keep a grip on
reality.
****
“Gossip Girl here. Your one and only source into the scandalous
lives of Petion-ville’s aid workers.”
Not that it was true…or so the author, J., wants us to
believe. But some of it sounded distinctly familiar to REAL stories I was
hearing around town.
Well… Real or not, this blog-turned-book
(yes, I was most definitely was one of the first to purchase it) was written by
someone who knew. An insider
who was telling the story in a jargon that only those who knew as well would understand.
I must admit I have read it a few times…sometimes when you
were sweltering alone in your room in Leogane, hoping that the mosquitoes didn’t
get too bad, that the inverter would stay on so you could keep entertained by
your computer / internet, and daydreaming (or night dreaming) about that hot,
loggie Irishman you just met, a read of the self-proclaimed humanitarian
romance fiction was just necessary.
So when the author contacted me and asked if I would review
the next instalment in the series, Missionary,
Mercenary, Mystic, Misfit or MMMM,
I quickly jumped on board. Ok, I was EXSTATIC! Find out what happens next to
Mary-Anne and Jean-Philippe? Yes please!
And yet again, this book feels like it is telling the story
of my life. It picks up after Jean-Philippe, the established, French aid-man,
had moved from Haiti to Nairobi to be with Mary-Anne, the innocent, American
programme officer and love of his life. But Mary-Anne is pulled away to Dolo
Ado, Ethiopia and the Somali refugee response, while Jean-Philippe
traipses around the world attending “life-saving workshops.”
Mary-Anne is faced with new
situations, new faces, and potentially a new man – the classically named,
Jonathon Langstrom. The book’s abstract reads (an excerpt): “Now,
with a new organization in Dolo Ado, Ethiopia, she struggles to balance life,
love, and career in the wake of ARRA’s decision to open a new refugee camp at
Bur Amina. Will this new opportunity stretch her to the breaking point? Or will
she rise beyond the challenges? And what will become of Jean-Philippe? Will
their prolonged separation cause their hearts to grow fonder? Or will she find
comfort in the arms of the mysterious, brooding Jonathon Langstrom?”
Now, I don’t want to spoil the book for you all aid
workers who are going to (i.e. should) read it.
But it’s good. And no, J. didn’t pay me to say
that.
And sometimes it a bit dramatic – but AGAIN, for anyone who
has been there, drama tends to travel ahead, around and behind any semi-effective
emergency response.
BUT… And now the real buts start…
This novel is not written for the general public. Seasoned
aid workers may get annoyed with it. But it’s not attempting to provide answers
– nor should it! It’s fiction. But for those of us who are living the
humanitarian life, whether you are at the beginning, middle or end of your
career, will recognise yourselves or others in it.
There’s a lot of reality in the book. It deals with the
questions that every aid worker has asked themselves at one point or another.
It deals with the career move questions that we all ponder. It talks aid philosophy,
work-aid-life-balance, that odd disconnect we have as ‘expats’ living with ‘national
staff.’ It talks about the states that all humanitarians end up in at one point
or another – as Missionaries; as Mercenaries; as Mystics; as Misfits.
And, of course, it ends ‘To be continued…’ as all of our
stories (i.e. lives) do.
And we have J, our own Gossip Girl, to tell it. ("And who am I? That's one secret I'll never tell. You know you love me. Xoxo, GossipGirl")
Although, J? I most definitely did NOT agree with Mary-Anne: “The St. George was just okay. Better
than Prestige. Not quite as good as Tusker.”
I haven’t tried St. George.
But Prestige is DEFINITELY better than a Tusker.
What I wouldn't give for a
nice, cold Prestige right now. Or maybe some Barbancourt…
And, please stop following me
around, writing/predicting my life. It's getting awkward.
***
Just in case you didn't get it from all the links above...
Missionary, Mercenary, Mystic, Misfit Facebook Page: Here
Missionary, Mercenary, Mystic, Misfit on Amazon: Here
J's Author Page on Goodreads: Here
And 2 more reviews here and here...and more to come this month!